“I don’t model because I am attractive...”

I kind of love the term, because it tells you that this is a person who believes that there is a standard way that racism should work. It’s their way of telling you, “I am not a person that you need to interact with at all.” Kind of like Nascar gear.

Would bang. Not proud.

I never thought there would be a show that said, “I have stopped trying” more than an UGG, but here it is.

In the Central Valley? UNHEARD OF.

It’s “petty” to expect that someone who is a senior adviser to the president should know how to use language?

I can’t support this at all. I mean, isn’t high school where white kids are supposed to learn that there are literally zero repercussions for being racist?

Uh, yes! I (heart) a furry ass. Dont @ me.

I’m guessing she likes UB40, that terrible Eric Clapton cover of “I Shot the Sherriff” and “The Tide is High” by Blondie.

You ever come across somebody who completely sucks and has no idea that they completely suck?

No, you have to go completely off. “anyone can titrate a book.”

May I suggest “Fly By Night” by Rush?

Fuck, I would love to say that I’m surprised by this. I wish I was surprised. I am not surprised. Not even a little bit. Fucking assholes.

Go re-read that. “Britney’s mom’s parenting book”

This is some Flowers in the Attic shit right here.

That’s Catfish. It’s awesome. And terrible.

*also feelings

I don’t even tell the joke. I just say punchlines. Very efficient.

Fine. Good luck getting your wish. I hope that works out for you.

I don’t think you have any idea what an asshole you sound like.