Seriously. When dudes get all defensive about shit like this, I always feel like, “OK, thank you for identifying yourself.”

You mean the money she gets for the painting that was never for sale?

It’s like a tiddy-robe.

I heart Woodford.

He’s supposed to be funny?! Oh, I mostly just want to bang him.

A-ca-cello.

Congratulations! That came off exactly as bitchy as you intended it to!

Armie Hammer is a fucking delight and a treasure. That is all.

Seriously. It’s cringe-inducing. Theon Greyjoy is watching him and going, “Fuck, dude. Grow some dignity.”

Just because they’re only looking to have her work banned from a prestigious institution and not from other, shittier institutions, doesn’t mean it isn’t censorship.

Really? I found it delightful.

I’m not proud of it, but Euron could totally get it.

Because you’re projecting your feelings about your experiences on to others. If it’s not a problem for them, then it’s not their problem.

She’s giving us STEVIE NICKS REALNESS.

There are issues for YOU in glorifying YOUR behavior in active addiction by calling what YOU were doing...

Charlize: “It’s pretty dark out here. I’m getting scared!”

It could be worse. You do THIS for attention.

No, the server just leaves it on the last check of the night. Say my first table orders two cokes. I ring them in and drop the check. Then when I go to cash them out, I move the cokes to another table that is also having cokes and keep the difference. Repeat until you have your last set of tables, then whoever…

We don’t deserve Stevie Nicks.

“Whoosh!” says the joke as it sails over your head.