Is it just me, or is Tyra Banks the literal fucking worst?

See: Russell Crowe

Hard no. I can smell the patchouli from here.

OK, cool. If you’re putting this much effort into being offended, go for it.

There is something disingenuous about acknowledging that the thing that you’re talking about didn’t happen, then referring back to it as if it did happen. Because we literally just established that she did not, in fact, “frame the sexuality of another feminist as being solely for the male gaze.”

Or not be a total asshole who only dates other total assholes in a world of total assholes where every single person is a total asshole. Who sucks.

All you people can be as above it as you want, but me? I’m 46 years old, have only the vaguest notion of who these people are and I am LIVING for this.

How does that superiority feel. Is it delicious?

I thought no, but then I had one. Now I’m like yeah.

Are you a member of AMPAS? Because this is dramatic as fuck.

I’m not angry at it.

Because a lie makes it all the way around the world before the truth gets it’s pants on. For every completely batshit thing she says, there are millions of batshit Americans that repeat them.

OK, is it me, or does it feel like Greta is MSNBC’s ham-fisted effort to bring in right wing viewers? My husband and I both work from home and he has MSNBC on all fucking day long. The other day I walked in just as Greta was saying some shit about how it was completely normal for SCROTUS to want to protect his…

Procedural Crime Dramas. All day, every day. There’s something incredibly soothing about competence-porn for me.

6 months!? LOL. My husband and I are sweaty people. We change ours about once a month.