You beat me to it. I never could figure out Potty Pigeon.

Gravity falls

So I just bought this game the other day on Amazon. It finally hit $20 on a sale, which was exactly the price I was hoping to pay for it. I’m only a couple hours in, but there definitely is SOMETHING here. There is an insane attention to detail, and while most of it is ultimately superfluous, it’s fascinating to see a…

My husband and I are having a baby in November, and it’s so weird seeing how sexist so many baby things are. Baby/parenting is like, the one market that really caters to women and excludes men. So much so that Amazon calls their service “Amazon Mom” rather than “Amazon Parent”- and it’s a relatively new service too.…

Apropos: this morning when I pulled my nylons out of the drawer, my husband goes, “The hair hiders!” And then we high-fived.

Also an attorney here. My husband’s a stay at home dad because it makes financial sense for us. While sometimes I daydream about being a stay at home mom (mostly when billables and marketing are killing me), the reality is I’m not cut out for it. It would be bad for the kids and bad for me. If we won the lotto, i’d…

My dad too! My mom had to be at work early in the mornings, so my dad did the entire wake kids up-get dressed-yes you have to wear underwear- eat breakfast-pack lunch-dishes-laundry-walk to school, including hot breakfasts almost every morning and funny poems packed in my lunch. Mom did after school/daycare pickup and…

Meh who needs dads or mothers to raise them. I was raised by Super Nintendo and I turned out o.k.

LOST IN THE BLINDING WHITENESS OF THE TUNDRAAA

When my baby began to die during my labor, within seven minutes of the fetal monitor indicating her distress, he had me stretched out on an operating table and delivered of a healthy newborn. Still, my friends kept talking about their beautiful experiences in birthing centers, in pools in their own living rooms, the…

Crank Yankers. I made the GIF myself, too!

He also tortured and murdered animals and put the videos on the internet. He filmed himself microwaving a cat. He filmed himself feeding cats to his pet snake and also suffocated two cats at the same time in a vacuum bag. If thats not bad enough he then cut out the cats tounges and filmed himself rubbing the tongues…

Damn, that looks better than most movie costumes. Seriously, this is really impressive.

Going to AskMen.com as a legitimate source of information in regards to men makes as much sense as going to Jezebel.com for feminist thought.

Man, I never stopped saying rad. One of my favorite adjectives!