Not here to troll, but am I the only one who didn’t like this game? I was completely underwhelmed.

Thinks he gets paid for links, too?

Ah, no. You have it wrong. I think you mean this:

So I shouldn’t pre-order a game because this asshat failed to cancel it before he moved? Or before the store closed down? FU.

Can we stop using the “Everything you need to know” verbiage in headlines? Please? Every website does it. Every. Single. One.

How dare you even mention the word “preorder” on Kotaku!! For shame!!

Wait. I'm confused. This article has nothing to do with sex, yet Patricia wrote it?

I did frequently in Trails in the Sky. Those white puff ball enemies were fierce and you bet I was going to take advantage of the 100% success rate the game gave you to flee.

“...or tried to play The Master Chief Collection...”. Oh Mike, you're so witty! ::eye roll::

I’ve watched that promo repeatedly. I can’t get enough of it. I’ve admittedly never been a huge Miz fan, but that was God damn perfect. He’s has my attention.

Don't tell me what to do.

All I had to do was read the article and I knew Patricia wrote it. Just sayin’.

Or maybe we can just stop having every other article be about Pokemon Go....

“Poke’gear”? Really?

“Poke’gear”? Really?

Buying K Cups all day long. FU.

Did anybody else think of HBO’s old intro when they saw the first screenshot?

Just another reason why single player games will always take precedence with me.

Wait a sec. So pre-ordering games is considered “bad”, yet I can save $10 by pre-ordering FO4 through Amazon with my Prime subscription.

Wait a sec. So pre-ordering games is considered “bad”, yet I can save $10 by pre-ordering FO4 through Amazon with my…