Rust never sleeps and this is likely to snap in half on a lift.

Judging from the surroundings, I’d say it’s already where it belongs. ND.

“If there are no HOA-less houses in desirable areas of where you live, move to a better part of the country where that isn’t the case.”

Creeping around a house in Florida at 2:00 am?  Bro’s lucky he didn’t get shot.  Suburban Florida people are scared of everything and usually armed to the teeth.

Glad the second person called the cops, and glad the cops actually did the right thing there, but from the source article:

I fail to see how a direct quotation from a cited, easily-verifiable source is an embellishment or a fabrication.

Fuck off then.

Sorry, but Walmart still isn’t going to hire you.

It really is astounding. They accused our Lord and saviour of fraud, when the whole time he WANTED TO WORK, just in slightly different ways (at least in accommodation to his injuries). They had a dude who was clearly dedicated and loyal to walking for Walmart... and just drove him out.

He would be so super liberal and brown they would despise him

One of my favorite little beliefs is that if actual Jesus came back, Christians would be horrified to realize he’s actually a Middle-Easterner, and would look like a Westerner’s idea of Muhammad more than anything else.

Modern Christians would ABSOLUTELY crucify Jesus again if they got the chance.

Great Buick? Sure.

The inclusion of an Alfa Spider, for a 6 ft 2 rotund person, is even more baffling, 

Bad take.

You described every MAGA voter out there, which we now know are more plentiful than we once thought a few weeks ago.  

The only way this is a NP is if a hella enthusiast who built their whole personality around the aesthetic of this truck needed something to demonstrate to the world that they peaked in HS. No Dice.

Say good Nite, Gracie. This guy is delusional.

Am I crazy, or does it look like a poor man’s Urus?

Skyhawk 2.0