And once again, this is why you can’t run the government like a business.

OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME THEY PRANK CALL HIM ON THIS LINE.

Lions don’t need parachutes.

Nah, we see childish behavior in professional sport all the time. This is a poor regurgitated argument. With Overwatch talking to big industry investors (from pro traditional sports) to invest into their league, e-sports is being taking more seriously every passing month.

The TSA is safety theater, and nothing more.

But her Muslims, and he’s an email!

Foreign intelligence is pieced together from many crumbs. You pick up a crumb here, get a little crumb there, and add it to your current crumbs and suddenly you have a much better picture of what your friend or adversary is doing. To continue with that analogy, it is extremely rare to find an entire loaf of bread…

The only proper response a president should say about submarines is “What submarines?”

Yes, the President should not be remarking on the locations of submarines, nobody should. They are meant to be stealthy and while the Chinese probably knew that there are subs there, now they know exactly how many.

Yes. You get a new title in your name upon purchasing.

I have two kids. I love my kids.

They’re buying the ability to continue human rights abuses, and fund terrorists who attack America without interference. That is what they’re buying.

Seriously? The Camry driver AND passenger HAD to be high! Look at them! They have no clue the biker is even standing there let alone yelling at them though honestly, the biker had an extraordinary amount of control.

I honestly have never hated anyone as much in my fucking life. Literally everything he does wants me to punch a hole in the wall. His hand motions, the way he condescendingly looks down like “calm” when reporters are asking question, he’s muffin top build...everything about that man is punchable.

Just so we can get it out of the way and move on to other commentary:
Something something something liberals, politics on my car site, keep your politics to yourself, liberal media, MAGA, I’m unsubscribing from Jalopnik, give him a chance, but whataboutwhenObama..., blah blah blah etc

To quote the late Terry Pratchett:

Are we still on about this? Its not beta software. Just like the name autopilot is stupid because people are dumb and dont know what it means, beta is a term Musk uses to make people pay attention, not because the software itself is in beta form. The software is complete, and approved by governing agencies. You can’t…

This is what white people do, everyday in large and small ways to PoC. They antagonize and antagonize and antagonize you, it gives them a sense of false worth to feel better than. It’s their whole persona, being “better than”. “I may be poor, but at least I ain’t a nigger!” White people are fully aware of the…

Atheists are not a group, so we don’t have organizations, but feel free to check out literally every other group that does this kind of work without indoctrinating people.

I love Nicki. A lot. But let’s not get carried away here. The “charity” is missionary. It is not altruism. The poor are manipulated that they are “saved” by Jesus Christ.