WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE POOR WHITE WOMEN!!!!!!

Oh awesome look! Another box into which women are stuffed in to based on shoddy conclusions of flavor of the week, cool kid pick and choose trend data.

Dear Men Everywhere,

Yeah, good call. I don't want the FDA to find out that I secretly slaughter molding green pigs with ballistic toucans and sell the meat to local grocers.

Lets start with something basic; it's DinoPark Tycoon. Lets just get that fact straight.