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To be fair about Kimi’s Instagram:

The car that got me into cars could definitely do with getting the Singer treatment.

I was about 10 years old, and playing Hot Wheels on the porch of our suburban South Jersey home, when I saw a UFO glide down the street.

“Today’s the day I might just be a step too slow...”

Can’t lose what you don’t have.

From my experience, a lot of doctors are almost like savants. They’re good at what they do, and practically nothing else. Especially driving and computers.  

FAKE NEWS TORCH! Everbody knows Doctor Who drives a London Police Box not an F40, can’t believe you got hoodwinked like that.

“ He describes the car as ‘immaculate’ if you can conceive of that”

Now playing

Can’t play this song without ever mentioning SNL skit

The Ferrari in The Car.

Not only that, but Ricciardo has the sort of personality that sponsors crave.

Yeah, it seems very tough and devoid of empathy.
Not a big fan of Kvyat, but the team could handle this a bit less, I don’t know, asshole-ish?

JeV had raw talent but was a piss poor development driver. He had a hard time providing reliable data from the drivers perspective to engineering. He was not, then, able to translate that into being well rounded.

I think Vergne is a solid driver, though I suspect there was a personality clash involved there somewhere. I’ve really been disappointed in how the Red Bull program handles the people side of things for awhile. I love so many of their drivers but the program just rubs me the wrong way.

I still miss Jean-eric vergne. I think he was in toro Rosso in a particularly cut-thirsty era and think he had more skill than ricciardo

Yes, but only if they write for Motor Trend

Of course not. It’s a car.

As an adjuster I have developed a working hypothesis for fault in crashes (work in progress). If there is an accident involving any of these cars, these cars are at fault. Regardless of mitigating circumstances or scenario:

This Clio is like the Fourth Republic: unstable, pieced together out of bits, ambitious, initially successful, and unmistakably French. And like the Fourth Republic, it will fail because of cross-border pressures.

The K900 and Taurus interiors look like shit. Cheap, old-fashioned, and devoid of design flare.