*calculates*

Rotary dial wheels, but the ones on Alfa Romeos.

I don’t know how to identify cars in costumes, so I’m just going to play the odds and guess Jeep since this is a David Tracy article.

If it’s the fucking Changli I will burn this website to the ground

Please don’t release it with that plain square grille Nissan... this took me 10 minutes, I’m sure it can be updated at this stage:

That gaping maw tho.

Imagine this but by someone with real photo-editing skills.

Vettel and The F Word should go sportscar racing. No need to risk life an limb in top level club racing at cheese grater oval and street tracks.

These records are all stupid.  Please stop reporting on them so they can go away.

It’s like a tweet from Trump. You read it to see how stupid it is, but then you realize you’re just encouraging him by giving him more attention.

..... have you looked around lately?

The Cayenne isn’t called a 911 SUV.

Fixed! 

Don’t shame “snitching”. Exposing criminals is in the interest of society as a whole, and we want more people to come forward, not less. Yes, we’re talking about a garbage person, but the information he provides is valuable. And there is nothing valuable, or even moral, in remaining loyal to a criminal gang. So, don't…

I’m surprised Ford never sold the Ka in the Boston area. The 6 years I lived near there, it's the only car anyone ever talked about. 

The year is 29371 CE.

Pedestrian safety laws in Europe are paying off.

Yes; I charge $250 per hour to elaborate for your unsolicited question.