I love when conservatives / religious folk uphold the notion that all penises are a threat to girls and women, and then get in a #notallmen hissy fit if anyone actually says it.

We should cut out paper snowflakes and mail then en masse to senators and reps and the WH.

The goal, generally speaking, is to not do what Donald J. Trump would do.

Stop ripping your skin off with masks! You’re going to end up with broken capillaries, which can only be fixed by laser treatments!

Stop ripping your skin off with masks! You’re going to end up with broken capillaries, which can only be fixed by…

You can often digitally rent books from your local library legally. You might feel like you’re screwing Amazon but really you’re screwing the author and narrator.

My prediction:

Fanfiction doesn’t have to adhere strictly to canon. I mean, you might as well point out that Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz aren’t dating in real life in the comments section of one of the many Crubio slash fics on the Internet. Yeah, you’re right but it’s beside the point.

I have always had Samantha envy. My sister got Kierstin and I got stuck with Molly. Lamest.

The first rule of Magnificent Penis Club is to tell everyone you see that you are in Magnificent Penis Club.

When I graduated from a prestigious school, I was offered a (free) membership in a similar club. I can’t even remember the name of it now, but it promised all kinds of swank events and good deals on luxury travel and such. In reality, it basically got the same discount that I could get through AAA, but was much more…

1. Cut the avocado in half longitudinally.
   

...usually people from California who feel a compulsive need to continue to be as tan and as blonde as they were back home.

(includes picture of four-pack)

Thank you for acknowledging that this can be an awesome tool for people with mental illnesses and other reasons beyond “lazy” that everyone inevitably jumps to.

While some camps made a weak effort to conceal their murderous operations, Sobibor was clearly a death camp: prisoners were often taken straight from the trains to the gas chambers. After an uprising in October 1943, Nazis destroyed the camp and attempted to eradicate all evidence of the killings. But researchers have…

I vaguely remember it being described in the Little House books . . .

I’ve still never seen City of Angels, but I looooved that soundtrack. I also had one of the Dawson’s Creek Soundtracks.

Off topic: Yo-Yo Ma always looks like he is having the time of his life. Like despite the fact that he is one of the most talented people in the world, he is just happy to be wherever he is. I swear that man is made out of sunshine and rainbows.

or MoonaLisa ;)