as a gay man, i can tell you that straight men LOVE stuff up their butt. AND THERE IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED ABOUT.

I like the Try Guys. I feel like it’s more “Look what women have to go through” than “Bitches be crazy y’all”

it would be gold. “Things Martha doesn’t like”

I would watch an entire show of Martha just dissing stuff.

Also, don't you love how he dropped that little nugg about her "being raised in Asia"!!! Everyone knows the Asian water makes girls go ga-ga for rape in dark places.

No no... Crazy people can be fucking assholes too. Being crazy isn’t an excuse for being a fucking asshole.

Donald Trump is crazy, and he is sure as shit a fucking asshole as well.

Colbert comes off like a douche here. He told Affleck he looked like he was on a street corner. Now imagine if Colbert insulted the appearance of a female guest, and the guest responded uncomfortably — we would be crucifying Colbert for abusing the power dynamic of host/guest.

Do you really think so? Because with no one watching or listening-they would lose interest. I find this whole thing so unsexual. Staged-canned. I bet she faked multiple orgasm for the prologue.

I’m trying to figure out if I’m more put off by their piss-poor attempt at erotica or the dude’s panolpy of shitty tats.

More like this is why people don’t like people who wear fedoras.

Yeezy, Paul was a divisive figure and the father of homophobia, anti-semitism (through preaching what became supercessionism) and wildfire misogyny. We should not be celebrating him.

It is 2016 and we all know that Brazil nuts are radioactive. What many do not realize is that when you put something radioactive next to something that is not so radioactive, the formerly non-radiating thing will become slightly radioactive. This process, well known to nuclear engineers, is called activation. So these…

I’ll admit it does kind of make me want to start selling organic, raw, cruelty-free snake milk just to see if moon children like this would catch on.

Yep! “That Guy” is always the dipshit who never actually does any work and wants to extend every meeting with meaningless crap to further not be able to do any work. Other characteristics are constantly complaining how busy he/she is and how much more he/she does than anyone else, all evidence to the contrary.

And then when your case makes the news, you’re not allowed to give take your side public. Had one women all up and down the local paper and online because I removed her children because she “left them alone for five minutes” while she went to the store. No, I took them because you left them alone for over 2 hours and…

Sigh. I have a learning-disabled parent with a below-average IQ. Not 70, but not great. I have a lot of feelings about this article but I’ll sum it up with, “I think intellectually disabled people can be great parents, but they are also not always ideal parents and their children will face many, many hurdles that go…

Is this... a good thing? I remember a terrible Sean Penn movie called “I am Sam,” which involved a mentally disabled father’s efforts to regain custody of his elementary school-aged child. While we were obviously meant to sympathize with Penn’s character, the movie— like this article— never addressed whether reuniting…

Wow! His wife was great!

I grew boobs in elementary school. Something completely out of my control and was immediately called a slut by some of the parents at my school.

Dune. Arrakis. Dessert planet.