spongyfrog
SpongyFrog
spongyfrog

Am I going to have to be the asshole that makes the 'Air Force Un' joke?!?

"Tiger? Golf??? TEETH?!?!?

I'd argue that the noise of rain on the roof only enhances the Coziness Index.

it's mint extract!

You're going to need a bigger bottle of cocktail sauce.

Right after my morning coffee.

Eeeeee! When's the little darling due?!

I want to murder old people who are in the queue ahead of me at coffee shops. They have no fucking clue what they're ordering and ask a million questions. Anyone who prolongs my coffee entering my body deserves death.