I watched 1.2 episodes. I was disappointed after the first episode, but started the second one to see if it improved. I couldn’t get through more than 5 minutes of it. Just not very funny, at all.

Exactly what I was thinking, too. And it’s already happening. Look at her in the still from the YouTube video. Her hairline is already uneven, farther back on her right side.

My vote is for Dr. Frederick Tate, the therapist that Jake is investigating on the most-recently-aired Brooklyn 99 episode, The Therapist.

It’s cool that Taco Bell gave Joey Lauren Adams enough days off to shoot the film.

I saw the teaser episode. Your analysis is absolutely on-point.

I disagree. Someone with the name Nimrod Shmul is probably a relatively recent immigrant from Israel.

Man, when you can’t even spell your own last name correctly...Sad.

Is it really Shmul, or is it Shmuel? As a Hebrew speaker, the latter makes much more sense than the former to me.

Death by monster is preferable to the living death that is a small-town Indiana summer.

Mmmmmm.  Hot dog cheese......

Only if the photo is really good. Most amateur food photos I see look like dimly-lit traffic accidents.

This article made me think of a certain type of (often ethnic/foreign) restaurant that takes pix of their dishes to put in the menu and/or on a sign in the window.

My son is applying to transfer schools, right now. When I suggested he skip applying to USC, I couldn’t really articulate why I thought it would be a bad choice for him. I didn’t know how to make the superficiality of the student body palpable. Thank you, Olivia Jade Loughlin, for being the living, breathing example…

Def Leppard’s induction into the Rock Hall of Fame meant a few things: 1) As with the Grammys, exceeding sales expectations is what is really being lauded by induction; not quality; and 2) Rock has been around long enough that that the Hall is now lauding derivative acts, rather than originals. If Van Halen and Black…

When I was a kid, we went to Monkey Jungle a couple of times on our Florida grandparents trip. I never got pooped on by monkeys.  I have, however, shit on myself a few times -- most recently the week before last.

I’m not Black, but this seems like an appropriate response:

More than public elementary schools, the military, or prisons?

Manos: Hands of Fate and Plan 9 from Outer Space are better movies than Batman and Robin.

Nebraska truck stop sushi, with tapeworms included!?!?! And they say that part of America isn’t worth visiting!

My ex-wife loves cheese.  I may be able to lure her back!