No one’s exactly going into Slenderman expecting Casablanca...

Wow! That sucks.

Weird. I just tried that shove thing with one of my female acquaintances. It did not go over as well as it does for JLD.

OK: Who’s ready to lay odds: a virus or microscopic critter from the lake turns the scientists into rage monsters who attack one-another, OR an actual monster comes up the drill tube and decimates the scientists.

Thank you.  I clearly did not watch the show closely enough before spouting off.  Sorry.

Agreed. I’ve never been much of a Mothra enthusiast. Moths are just wimpy, regardless of size. If the producers needed a flying monster, they should have gone with Kamacurus.

Shit, I hated that show.  Just hackneyed stereotypes and bad writing.

yeah, but is it kosher?

I agree that they visited Forcett in his time, but as another has noted, they have been in The Less-Good-than It-Seemed-but-Better-than-Some-Alternatives Place for over 200 years. To go to Forcett’s time, they were taken into the past. But when we are in the Accountant’s office, it seems to be in the “present,” which…

Feel free to speculate on just who made it into the Good Place in 1497.

It’s like looking up God’s nose.

That makes absolute sense.  I’ll bet larval Mothra would enjoy the Punch Brothers.

I agree. 1.25 seems like a more natural pace for the song. of course, my understanding of the musical preferences of giant super-moths is pretty limited.

So, I’m not the only one who fucks pepper mills? ‘bout damn time someone else spoke up.

Speaking as one who has lived in Texas for 16 years, “Second rate sandwich-dispensary” is right on the money for Whataburger. 

Given the number of animals and early humans that probably ended up run-through on that horn, I’m surprised the scientists didn’t call it the Siberian Shish-kebabber or Ivan the Impaler.

As I noted above, canned Manwich sauce also includes bell peppers and onions. Possibly some garlic, too.

a squishy white bun, some ground beef, tomatoes (or ketchup), and nothing else

Whether or not my cookies contain ‘traces of nuts’ is entirely dependent on whether I am wearing pants when baking.

Obviously, Aquaman wants the trident.  It’s recommended by four out of five dentists.