Perhaps. But judgments about face tattoos would still be allowed, based on common sense.

Me, too.

Did my sister write this Dear Salty letter to you? She and her dog are practically joined at the hip. Whether the dog appreciates that is not a matter of concern for my sister. She got the fake ‘companion’ letter; she rides the dog around town in her bicycle basket; I’m sure she brings it to brunch; and she talks…

Choosing to go see Pearl Jam for the 19th time should disqualify anyone from fatherhood, regardless of when the concert is scheduled. It’s not 1993 anymore, dude.

“Yeah, schweeet!”

Having seen several pictures of the Biffles when they were together, I’d say he owes her just for being so willing to mate out of her league. She’s attractive, and he looks like the kind of guy who needs a continuous flow of prize money to buy her attention.

Bravo, Sir/Madam, Bravo!!!

I love Hallumi cheese. However, my kind of sandwich with it includes a much nicer roll than the BK bun, roasted red bell peppers, grilled or pickled onions, lettuce, tomato, garlic, and mayo. That said, it is also very tasty on its own, if you eat it before it cools. After it has been heated, if allowed to cool,…

That was...AMAZING!!!!!

Much less. An acquaintance had a bar in his hobby/gaming shop. He was buying 12-ounce cans of Coke products from the bottler for 15 cents per can.  Apparently, had he been a bigger buyer, the price would have dropped to 7 cents/can.

...Tased in a Denny’s bathroom. Definitely cruel and unusual.

[Chipotle] is the worst mexican food in our county

Why thank you, Chef!

Croc-pocalypse. Meh.

The comment about brisket being “well done” is off.

Does everyone gets to ride her?

A star for mentioning bucatini!

I really dislike Uber and Lyft for destroying (Oh, excuse me: disrupting) taxi services in many large cities. But for those of us in taxi-free zones, they are very helpful. The average wait for a taxi in Houston is between 3 hours and never. Quite simply, taxis are almost only for travelling to/from airports. They do…

I expect to hear this crap on the extremely rare occasion I’m forced into visiting “a mid-price, upscale casual restaurant” — aka TGIChilibee’s. However, I don’t hold it against the waiter. This is just the point at which we have arrived in our commerce-before-all culture, where everyone is supposed to be a willing…

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