How does her dog poop when it’s wearing pajamas?

As a liberal of northern birth, I have never seen any reason to go to a Cracker Barrel, even though I now live in an area that has them. Your description of CB is similar to others I have read, and nothing you have said makes me regret my dining decisions.

Shit!  That bear’s so fuckin’ hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!

really? Ya learn something every day. That said, it’s still an awkward title.

Oh. My error for only having seen show posters, but not the show. I guess I’m up shit creek.

Eugene Levy.

Like almost everybody on Earth, I avoided the movie, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever, which its few viewers claim is a first-order crap-fest.

You take the time to wipe the cow shit from your boots.

This one is inessential? This one of several family-friendly movies based on comic books. None of them are essential.

I ate there once a few years ago, following a 20-year break in eating their food. I was dry-heaving before I finished half the food.

The number of shot-in-the-back friendly fire incidents will go through the roof.

Upvote for Moonraker! Back to the ‘70s!

I feel I’ve made myself clear where I stand on the issue, here: https://thetakeout.com/1826582980

After seeing ‘horny bears’ in the title, I was expecting an entirely different kind of article.

I’m taking my son to see SP, live in Houston, next month. What originally seemed like a good idea is beginning to look like a long, bleak evening.

Ctrl-F Texas

Although I would use a variant spelling in English, Canaan, Kanan is a place name in Hebrew.

This article would have been more helpful if it had been published before Father’s Day.

I went to Cedar Point some 40+ years ago and had a good time. I guess Sandusky’s changed since then? Aww. Nothing gold can stay.

It’s 2018! You still have respect left for Stallone? Did you even see Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot or Rhinestone?