Unless you consider exposure to scumbags, as I do, to be a plus!

What about getting a breakup text on your phone while you’re at a restaurant? That’s the outcome I want.

My understanding of restaurant dumping is that one does this when the Dumper does not want the Dumpee yelling/crying/falling apart, and the public nature of the dumping makes that less likely.

If the song is used at a Mexican restaurant, be sure the staff end it with a big “Ole!”

In real life, you don’t always get to have good guys and bad guys. In this case, as you implied, it’s assholes all around.

“And it certainly was not a breach of medical trust to tell somebody they take Propecia to grow their hair. What’s the matter with that?”

A friend and I were talking about Sliding Doors, and he told me it was his favorite ‘chick flick.’ I agreed that it’s my favorite as well. It’s a shame, though, that it may be thought of as such. Even the opening sentence of this article does the same.

What’s the vaseline for?

Hey, she’s been dong voice work for Robot Chicken pretty frequently.

Dad: “How’s the baby coming along?”

A few more bands that have different (multiple & concurrent) lead singers in the same band: Fleetwood Mac, The Band, Band of Heathens, Velvet Underground, CSN/CSNY, Grateful Dead, & Raconteurs.

eager.ophiuchus, will you by my scapegoat gay? I’ve never had or needed one, but you never know...

As does mine.

You’re no jerk. You’re the kind of pedant I can really appreciate. After all, someone’s got to do it. Kudos to you!

I went to high school with his niece. Somehow, Lawler came up during a discussion in science class. She has the same last name, and copped to being related during the discussion. It did not seem like she was entirely comfortable with the admission.

Agreed.

I am that dickhead brother.

You either choose to be controlled by your fear and allow yourself to be a victim, or you stand up for yourself in spite of the consequences.

Show us on the doll where the bad woman touched you.

Whoa!