Show us on the doll where the bad woman touched you.

My takeaway from this: Tulsa has an Air and Space Museum. Weird.

MASK was a thing? I was very much alive and watching TV when this was out, but I had absolutely no knowledge of it until Robot Chicken parodied it a few years ago.

Jewish?!? Oh...newish. Excuse me.

Whoa!

If you haven’t watched the video, above, do so. Steve is being shown a van I guess he is being given, and it is a full on Pussy Wagon! It’s got wood paneling, brown shag carpet that covers not only the floor, but the wheel well humps and around the rear window. It has a built-in oven alongside an area on the floor…

To eat stuffed pizza and take in a Cubs game, I should think.

What kinds of hats? I am genuinely intrigued.

You put your response very kindly, but No. I want to age gracefully over a period of 300 years.

You forgot romance.

My wife wanted a touch-free solution for my penis, which she implemented by divorcing me.

An ‘older generation?’ I went to college with Wittes and was a year ahead of him. Now you’ve made me feel old.

Not enough people are likely to get this reference.

He really is turning into an unattractive man. I did not expect that.

Speaking of chain fried chicken, I recently went to a faux New Orleans-style chicken chain named after an old-timey cartoon character. I shan’t name the chain to protect the innocent.

These are small, family-owned ethnic restaurants. Everyone up and down the chain is completely aware of how the places operate, and they are OK with it. It’s cultural, especially for the Pakistani place. I’ve lived in the Middle East. Nothing gets done on time there, and customer service is absolutely not a concept…

I frequently eat at two restaurants which are chronically incapable of delivering food the table in the correct order or with dishes arriving at the same time for each diner. I’ve learned to accept that the appetizers will arrive after the main course, and that my main course will likely arrive several minutes after…

THAT sounds like a plan! Early retirement, here I come!

Oh boy! New metal band name: Lachrymal Saber 

In Texas (and perhaps elsewhere) some of the venues are referred to as ‘listening rooms.’ The expectation is that—while you may have been able to purchase a drink to enjoy with the show —this will be a sitting and no-talking experience.