You keep replying to me and are getting progressively more agitated. I would, in fact, suggest that you are having quite a problem.

Sorry. As I noted, you were so long-winded and vehement, that I had troubling keeping focused. Even your last note was twice as long as it needed to be.

That makes sense, as I am part Hobbit.

Worst mess-up I got: My name is Barry, and I am a conventionally-dressed male. The cup said ‘Mary.’

Actually, my son was a great restaurant kid from Day One. I was really pleased by that — no messes, no tantrums, etc. That said, your comment was general: No kids. You didn’t say no kids whose parents aren’t acting responsibly but yes to kids of OK parents are OK, which may have been what you meant. I’m not sure,…

Nonsense. You may not have any patience for kids, but no one guaranteed you a life where you always get what you want to the detriment of others. Children are a part of this world, as are restaurants. Sometimes they cohabit the same place and time.

Before or after I considered dating her?

Sarah Huckabee Sanders had a bad day? Awww. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer gal! Bless her heart. 

As much as I like this process in the article and the peristalsis pumps mentioned in the comments, my feeling is that the best methods for mixing highly volatile liquids are:

Playstation 4? Why lowball? Go for it and ask for a new Porsche. At least one of those Flat Earthers is a well-paid pro basketball player.

I’m pretty impressed by the rocket-building thing — especially by the steam-powered part. Engineering chops aside, though, this guy is a complete idiot. He should have known that his rocket would fall short by several miles of the minimum height for seeing the curvature of the Earth.

Nah. Every homemade ketchup I ever had tasted weird & lousy. You want to create a new sauce? Be my guest. Just don’t try to call it ketchup and not provide Heinz as an alternative.

Give me Heinz, or give me death.

nothing keeps you safe from being devoured in America better than being seen as “cute”

Not just lamb, but goat, as well. I love goat, but can only find it in Indian and (selected) Mexican restaurants. Too bad. Goat meat is as delicious as the cheese made from it’s milk.

At least I can go home and have dinner and see my cats tonight.

You speak the Truth!

Wonderful reference.

I lived in a S. Indiana town during high school in the early 80s. the only people who listened to AC-DC & Rush were the local stoners; it was taboo to like them if you weren’t part of that sub-group. And because it was the early 80s and AC-DC & Rush weren’t yet the monsters they were to become, the bands played my…

I got tickets for my son and I, when SP comes to Houston. My son is pretty into them, now. And I like nostalgia.