Agreed on all counts. I’m a white guy, but my first thought on seeing this story when it came out was that Brochu deserved a beat-down followed by jail time, as well as a civil suit from the victim.

She looks like an elf on speed.

And this is one of the reasons why, as a hetero man, I watch lesbian porn almost exclusively. The straight stuff is usually too violent, or at least the guy seems angry at the girl. Turn off.

There’s no intervention in watching them. Their interventions afterward aren’t an experiment; they’re just intervention.

This isn’t ‘experimenting on people.’ It’s mining data. I really hope you’re not a science student, since you do not understand the definition of ‘experiment.’

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If only the cops could catch the perpetrators red-handed, they wouldn’t be grasping at straws while the bad guys slip through their fingers.

I gotta hand it to those cops: Investigations like this require a light touch, and they’re handling this with kid gloves. The investigators might be grasping at straws, but they don’t want to knuckle under to pressure and finger the wrong perp. Otherwise, their superiors might palm off the case to another arm of their…

That thermometer is nice, but I don’t need to stick a sharp instrument in me to tell you that my meat is at 98.6F.

That thermometer is nice, but I don’t need to stick a sharp instrument in me to tell you that my meat is at 98.6F.

and far better than Aliens - fight me

In my book, I lose a Ren Faire jousting match to Pat Nixon.

How many polypropylene deer died to make that headdress?

people are shit.

That was gosh-darn poetic!

Good move. I once priced a whole wheel of Italian Parmigiano Reggiano at Whole Foods. $14,000.

A NASCAR guy? You mean to tell me that a guy associated with a sport devised by backwoods hillbillies, which has openly embraced nativist conservative politics and the Amero-hypocritical version of Christianity was looking to have sex with a little girl? Say it ain’t so!

Apart from this guy’s costume scaring the piss out of little kids, you just know that the number of molestations of little boys at that school will rise significantly during the time he’s ‘guarding’ it.

It is cosplay, if he’s retired. That’s combat gear — not a dress uniform (which I would expect he would be allowed to keep after retirement). This dude raided the local army surplus store for that stuff.

No, I am. My portrait:

I don’t really know much about Jennifer Lawrence’s non-onscreen personality, apart from this interview. Nonetheless, I think that if and when she develops an obese-Jewish-guy-who’s-not-Harvey-Weinstein fetish, I’m here for her.