And this is one of the reasons why, as a hetero man, I watch lesbian porn almost exclusively. The straight stuff is usually too violent, or at least the guy seems angry at the girl. Turn off.

That thermometer is nice, but I don’t need to stick a sharp instrument in me to tell you that my meat is at 98.6F.

That thermometer is nice, but I don’t need to stick a sharp instrument in me to tell you that my meat is at 98.6F.

In my book, I lose a Ren Faire jousting match to Pat Nixon.

That was gosh-darn poetic!

Good move. I once priced a whole wheel of Italian Parmigiano Reggiano at Whole Foods. $14,000.

A NASCAR guy? You mean to tell me that a guy associated with a sport devised by backwoods hillbillies, which has openly embraced nativist conservative politics and the Amero-hypocritical version of Christianity was looking to have sex with a little girl? Say it ain’t so!

Apart from this guy’s costume scaring the piss out of little kids, you just know that the number of molestations of little boys at that school will rise significantly during the time he’s ‘guarding’ it.

It is cosplay, if he’s retired. That’s combat gear — not a dress uniform (which I would expect he would be allowed to keep after retirement). This dude raided the local army surplus store for that stuff.

No, I am. My portrait:

I don’t really know much about Jennifer Lawrence’s non-onscreen personality, apart from this interview. Nonetheless, I think that if and when she develops an obese-Jewish-guy-who’s-not-Harvey-Weinstein fetish, I’m here for her.

It’s a Black Rain Frog, named for its misguided love of this sub-mediocre movie.

I got out of my chair, bent down, and cleaned up when my then-infant son threw food on the floor. My sister, the Chicago Diva, was visiting. She was simply apoplectic and told me to leave it for the (lowly) waitstaff.

As noted by others here, the question is “is she really into me or just doing her job being nice?”

Raisins!

Would it be fine? Yeah! I’d expect it! And I would be honored.

I’ll do it!

Great film, with great acting by Fraser, et al.

I probably watched half the episodes during that period. I never saw Zamata do anything but be a background player, if she was ion at all. Furthermore, I never heard anyone say ‘this SNL clip with Sasheer Zamata is worth watching,” let alone read an article pointing out her work. I expect she would have been a…

As regards, Zamata, I hope you’re using the SNL talent moniker as sarcasm. She contributed nothing to that show and never demonstrated even one moment of comic personality. I watched infrequently over the years she was on and never saw her be anything more than a background character in someone else’s sketch. I hope…

Cool. My dad worked at the GE Plastics plant there for over a decade.