Nope. I went with a guy named Mark, from my synagogue. We were 13 years old.

$30-$50? Naahhh.

Is that TJ Miller on lead vocals in the top photo?

Jesus prepared your Dominos Pizza? He made mine, too. Wow, He really is everywhere.

I was going to chime in with this: I find it patronizing. And I’m saying this not as a waiter but as a customer. I have seen other people use the server’s name, but it usually seems to be in a condescending ‘hey, we’re good buds’ way, in hopes of getting better service.

Based on the little I’ve read, I am less likely to believe Norton is being provocative to be provocative, so much as she is using that as an excuse for openly airing her racist feelings. It’s easy to write something racist or anti-Semitic under the guise of getting a rise out of her readers, while she still knows that…

Lucinda is the Best. I’ve seen her three times, and I’m always ready to hear more of what she has to say.

The ‘peach’ PopIt looks like a piece of lunch meat. Lovely.

From my father, in a similar vein: “Unless you straighten up, you’re going to the local community college, not the good school you think your destined for!” We were a very education-oriented family.

And another invention that will help someone (at least, me) remember the glories of adolescence: Dad doll that constantly screams at you (me, really).

Wow! You’re an entitled asshole.

I agree. There is no better thing for the Paul brothers to do than to go to North Korea, specifically to poke KJU in the tummy.

You had me at Takoyaki Meatfucker.

I haven’t seen either film, but IMDB informs me that Tortilla Soup is a Mexican-American rewrite of Ang Lee’s Eat Drink Man Woman, which is wonderful film.

Over dinner, I presume?

A US flag-themed tie with a black shirt and brown jacket. Ugh. This guy deserves everything ‘the authorities’ and large animated apes can throw at him.

I get that the title references the fact that the story is, specifically, about rice. That said, it also signals that this will be a bad, white-meets-brown and gets woke story written by a white screenwriter.

Resurrection 2: Electric Booglaoo

He’s baaaaaack...

Carrie Demoff? Who and to where?