Comics is the level of intellectual sophistication you’re on? No surprise.

Fuck you for your equivocation, pig.

While on a recent out-of-town trip to Nowhere, Pennsylvania, I ate at a Red Lobster, as it was what was available. I had heard about the amazing nature of Cheddar Bay biscuits from the internet, and this was the only part of the meal to which I looked forward.

Nonsense. It’s a shame we’ve lost that aspect of our moral compass since 1945. See a Nazi, punch a Nazi.

The website is titled as “The Certified Website of Donald J. Trump.” Never mind that it’s actually the GOP’s site, who certified it and for what? What does ‘certified’ mean in this context?

No.

That would have been me, going out with a (self-) bang.

The commercials for this movie open with the announcement “For people who love Nicholas Sparks movies...” So, I imagine Sparks got his beak a bit wet, even though he didn’t write the book or make the film.

Oh, my heavens, do the Ewoks look creepy, threadbare, and disturbing in that picture. The eyes...

I have these all over my apartment, and they work great.

I have these all over my apartment, and they work great.

Don’t you group Count Chocula in with those losers! The Count is my man, keeping me knee-deep in sugared cereals every October.

The first episode, with President Obama, was very good.

Only for the big-money folks! This crowd looked like they keep Waffle House afloat.

I bought one of these for my son, a freshman in college. He’s had no trouble with it and is very pleased.

I bought one of these for my son, a freshman in college. He’s had no trouble with it and is very pleased.

My heavens, Mike Myers is a tiresome person. In this case, “changing his identity” didn’t conceal his sheer, repetitious mediocrity, since he basically just doubled down on his “British” Austin Powers personality. Mike, please go away.

Houston FTW!

She also stars prominently in my dreams...

I regret that I am allocated but one up-vote to grant to you.

It’s not just ‘a’ beard. It’s a beard of such magnificence that would have shamed Hemingway.

The recipe is missing an instruction: You forgot to add the half cup of warm water in Step 2. In Step 2, you instruct to put the flour & salt into the bowl. In step 3, you talk about folding the eggs “into the dough.” Without adding water to the flour/salt mixture, yo would not have a dough to fold eggs into. Adding…