Amazing. I come from the dealer world, and I agree that another dealer will probably do all they can to make him happy and sell a car.

It’s been some time since I saw him, but I thought he was just taking an extra semester to finish. He needs to get his cat diploma if he is going to get his doctorate in Environmental Architecture.

You mean my dog, Fluffy, isn’t sleeping at the ranch out west?

Punched in the face? I doubt it. These women are white. Trumpsters would pause before hitting a white woman. She may be evil, but she’s not black.

If Klayman thinks he can speak for the Jews, certainly I can, too. And, speaking as a Jew and for ‘The Jews,’ I say Larry Klayman can fuck off.

You’ve known him long enough to refer to him as the hubster, and you still need to point out where your clit is? Something is very wrong with one or both of you.

Kosher, too?

Umm... thanks...for the info? next time I’m doing coke, I’ll try to remember that, I guess.

ritalin and Xanax

Houston’s not bad, either. If someone could just invent a teleporter so I could move between those two cities without the intervening Texas.

I’m technically, and thankfully, not a Hoosier, as I was not born in Indiana.

Sounds about right.

I’m sorry this woman didn’t live long enough to see what her love of guns has wrought.

Well, the conclusions were from an outside research study, but covering your ears and say ‘Na, na, I don’t hear you,’ seems to be working for you, so congrats.

Not necessarily. Some time back, NPR ran a report showing how a great many suicides are sudden, impulsive acts, and that the presence of guns increases the speed and lethality of the attempt. Had the people who committed those acts survived and lived long enough to see temporary madness for what it was, some would not…

The whole thing is painfully plausible, except the part about Melania.

Kudos to the illustrator! I think the almond cow is cute.

The girl in the green shirt is so over all this.

Thank yo for the limerick in the last case. If you had passed over a story from Nantucket that involved nudity and had not included a limerick in your answer, I would have lost my faith in you.

We have three cats. When my son was young but bright enough to begin to understand that animals mate, we referred to cats’ vaginas as ‘kitten holes,’ since that’s where the kittens come from. Nowadays, I am thinking of openinhg a strip joint and calling it The Kitten Hole.