It would be pretty difficult to make a film without one.

I don't!

I agree completely.

Screaming Females Sheryl Crow cover is what got me into them.

AGDQ was also fun this year, and they raised a million for Doctors Without Borders.

Sounds good.

What time?

Have a merry Christmas, happy Chanukah, kwazy Kwanza, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn, dignified Ramadan.

People just don't care about whales anymore.

I definitely heard that in high school.

Is that where you rub sand in your eyes with sand to get high?

Transformers is high art, you cretin.

Genius.

Dreidel.

Chicken thigh.

QUOOOOOTAAAAA

My dog is scared of ukuleles and me when I have a hat on.

Pierce's airplane bathroom sex tape with Eartha Kitt was released on this day 14 years ago.

But they already made a perfect Beowulf movie.

Aside from every second Willem Dafoe is in.