My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

I feel like I’m wearing a tin-foil hat here, but here goes: something in the meeting is leading the dems to think Comey himself is compromised at this point.

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

open hand spanking =/= hitting.

I can strongly recommend volunteering as a great way to relieve stress, get some perspective and to give something back. Also, I can’t emphasise how much deleting Facebook helps. That false reality makes everyone crazy.

For how many more days? Once Sessions takes over, all them gay lovin, atheist, pot smoking lawyers that care about peace, justice and equity will be out looking for a job with the ACLU.

Trump, Putin, Le Pen. That’s an interesting axis of world leaders.

It’s clear everyone involved is lying but it’s not clear exactly why they are lying. Everyone know you all are just a bunch of fascists, why wouldn’t you be working together?

Why is anyone surprised to encounter a turd in the toilet?

“I promise I will do nothing that will benefit ANY American...” ~Ben Carson

I know a lot of us, myself included, didn’t think her running this year as VP was a good idea because she is so vital in the Senate. With this fucking dumpster fire headed our way for the next four years though, I think 2020 would be the PERFECT time for her.

She’s a patron saint. 2020? Please!?

They meant nothing, really. At the end of the day the election results were driven mostly by: (1) James Comey, and (2) the hacks at the New York Times and Associated Press who spent a year (well, 20 years in the NYT’s case) desperately trying to drag Hillary’s reputation through the mud through non-stories (we don’t…

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

Sure no problem. Birth control coverage will be totally gone and the cost of birth control will go up by around 760%.

I’m so fucking angry. My parents were finally able to afford healthcare for the first time since we lost our house during the housing crisis. ACA obviously has problems, but the solution has never been snatching away healthcare from people who desparately need it.

Of course, it Trump would release his tax returns, we could follow the money and possibly refute this. 

Can it happen when he is driving around Pence, McConnell and Ryan?

Chuck Todd needs to explain to Seth Meyers how real journalism works. I mean, the very idea of putting a Republican operative on the spot like that, and asking, you know, real questions, and then asking follow ups, and not letting the operative get away with saying whatever Frank Luntz bumper-sticker happens to roll…