Fits the pattern: identify the outspoken figure least appropriate for a job, then give it to her/him. It’s the same way he found Betsy DeVos, Rex Tillerson, and Jeff Sessions.

So, basically, Barron is autistic. Right?

Yep. I feel like I’m living in an alternate dimension where there is no actual truth anymore, just FEELINGS. Look, I love feelings. I have many of them. But sometimes 2 plus 2 equals 4, assholes.

““Having discussed that issue at some length, that does not sound like something I said or intended to say,” Sessions replied.”

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Sometimes you are just so burnt out all you can do is watch the dryer cycle.

The iceberg happened to be white and was just defending itself.

Bonus: I bet it really chapped Pence’s ass.

I felt such a sense of relief reading this and couldn’t ascertain the reason.

But it’s blankets. You just take the blankets off and it’s normal again.

A veteran criminal gang with 3 women and a 72 year old master counterfeiter? Can we get a show about them? They sound infinitely more interesting than the Kardashians.

Jesus, my family and I flew out of that airport just a few days before. It never even occurred to me the timing of the poor people who were going through security at the time. Christ, what a nightmare on TOP of being in a terrifying situation.

Guns don’t lose luggage. People lose luggage.

I think he’s surrounding himself with family members like any paranoid mobster would.

Twitler. Stealing.

I was actually thinking that possibly Melania was claiming she couldn’t find a dress. More likely, he’s heard Melania, Ivanka and Kellyanne complaining about the fact that no designers are willing to dress them, and figured that meant all of the dresses were sold out everywhere, for everyone.

You mean one of her Made in China dresses?

I’m scared of impending internment in some camp out in the desert if I publicly mock Twitler. I ain’t even joking.

My favorite so far today.

“What about all the disabled people he DIDN’T mock?! No one ever talks about them!”

“inciting people’s worst instincts.”