I’m really tired of the “both sides” rhetoric as well. So often, GOP starts something silly, then DNC stands up and says “no” and then GOP goes “see, they’re not willing to work with us” and “they’re trying to change our way of life!” (that we’ve had for 6 minutes now!). It’s ridiculous.

NPR is my everything. I used to listen to it each morning while getting ready for the day. I had to stop earlier this year. I just can’t with the constant Trump news (and it was always Trump news.) The ignorance, the sheer calamity distressed me so much that I forfeited my beloved morning ritual to maintain the…

I knew it was a trap when they demanded Charlotte repeal their ordinance first before they’d deign to repeal the tremendously unpopular bill. Even though the last election was basically a state referendum on how much everyone hates HB2. “No fair you didn’t repeal the whole ordinance so now people might think trans…

This seems to gloss over a few things. The state lawmakers were crying alligator tears over the provisions that Charlotte kept, despite previous assurances that all they wanted was for the LGBT protections removed. So, Charlotte removed them.

God damn I am gonna miss them. That is some amazing shade from Michelle.

I’m shocked. SHOCKED, I say... ShoCKed.

Hollywood is especially tough on our Asian American actors and actresses. It’s really unfair.

This is only sort of related but a couple of years ago I worked with a girl that had a sore throat but wouldn’t go to the doctor because other than that she, “felt fine.”

Is there ANY WAY we could pay Katie to slap Lauer hard across the face during her guest visits? Think of the ratings! She could do it with her perky smile on too!

So please don’t douche with Listerine or dip your penis in it.

Jesus, are you OK? This post sounds like a cry for help.

They’re scheduled to wake up 4 months before landing, so it’s like being on a floating cruise ship.

Why did no one tell me Scott Speedman was back on a tv show? Has anyone watched? Is it good? Why isn’t he in the new Underworld movie, I thought the whole idea behind these films was his mixed blood?

Wait also, why does the ship have all these fancy amenities if the passengers are in hibernation the entire time? Do they have bartenders and restaurants and entertainment just in the off-chance an idiot wakes up too soon? Wouldn’t the passengers just wake up when they get to the planet? Jesus, the mystery of this…

She got paid almost double what Pratt got paid ($20 million to his $12) and she gets a percentage of the profits, so I imagine that have something to do with it.

I like how much credit you give her. she is kind of a douche and has a gazillion dollars yet keeps making shitty high-profile movies that pay her another gazillion dollars. I’m sure that after reading the horrible script her only comment was “I’ll do it for 20 million”.

But if you’re still jonesing for Resting JLaw Acting Face, create your own homebrew version by standing in front of a mirror and trying to remember the last eleven places you put your car keys.

This could have been a really interesting, creepy film, and they ruined it by trying to be cute and shit. Just think how usually dopey nice guy Pratt would have been as an even more forthright, sinister stalker. Let’s say she wasn’t the first one he woke up, and the last one simply “didn’t work out” and is nowhere to…

They lost me at “Aurora.” You just know that whichever draft that first appeared in, the following script doctor’s immediate reaction was, “Too obvious” only to be countered by some studio lackey chirping, “Sleeping beauty — brilliant!”

Thanks Bobby, I am more than happy not to see Passengers.