The camera cut from Hiddles over to John Mayer semi-anonymously plunking in the Emmy house band may require a Shade Court ruling.

Really? Age difference is still a thing?? I wear white after Labor Day. Dad’s black and Mom is white. Same sex marriage finally exists. How about the consenting adults thing? Kinda ageist, no?

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

I’m guessing the interior of such gowns looks like the architecture of a gothic church, complete with flying buttresses.

Really? She’s worse than Dukakis? She’s worse than Kerry? She’s worse than her husband (who won twice)? No, she’s not. Never was and never will be. And, yeah, she’s better than Trump.

I’m sure deep down she really respects your need to remain morally pure.

actually its really really really easy.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

Saw this posted proudly and without irony on Facebook.

According to Jill Stein, though, mailing support to the snatch is one of the leading causes of autism.

Also she is brilliant and politically active and engaged and wonderful and also tweets like a combination of your grandma and your 14 year old cousin. <3 <3

And also this...

No wonder he walks that way...

Buy a whole block, connect all the houses with giant hamster tunnels.

Hey, friends! Join me in the Not Wrestling Over the Gendered Language section. Alexis was fantastic and great and was loved by many. Instead of being self-appointed pronoun monitors, let’s love on Alexis’ memory and realize some people will have it right and some people will have it wrong. AIDS sucks, brain tumors…

You could have clicked the first link in your own quotation there, and found this:

I honestly had no idea cops make six figures.

“The fact is that politicians get sick. Indeed, presidents get sick. George W. Bush fainted in the white house just sitting on a couch eating pretzels. His father famously caught the flu while he was travelling, grew faint and vomited on the Prime Minister of Japan‘s lap. Ronald Reagan was shot and had cancerous…

Men who look like they’re days away from a massive coronary should really shut the hell up.