Hmmm. This is probably the best prediction for whether a person will like MK64 over SMK or vice versa, but even though I'm on team MK64, I think I may like the DS version the best. Even so, I loved that GBA one for having an insane amount of tracks.

I can't tell if this spinoff pitch would be a horrible idea or a tolerable one. I'm going to go with horrible. The episode was good, though.

South Park tweaks the voice actors voices to make them sound more high-pitched. Can't they just do the reverse for the characters in these future Simpsons episodes? BTW, in the first future episode where Lisa almost gets married to the Hugh Grant character I seem to remember Nancy Cartright trying to do a deeper voice…

Yeah this pretty much ignored the previous future episodes, but none of those are really canon as they were all predictions or visions of some sort. So Mr. Burns isn't a popsicle, Lisa isn't president of the U.S. and Milhouse isn't a midget on 'roids. Or maybe this takes place before those, but I don't remember them…

Being critical of a show does not equal hating it. I think the people most disappointed with the Office this season were at one point or another the biggest fans of the show. They realize the show can be great and hold it to a higher standard.

Well, for one, the movie is being written and directed by people who have been involved in comedic films and shows you may or may not have liked. That should influence you one way or the other

Link to the Past and Ocarina are both masterpieces that may be entirely responsible for the franchise still being relevant today, but Links Awakening was a rare little gem that, while not revolutionary, got everything right and was lovable as all hell. It did everything LttP did in 8-bits and had a great sense of…

I'm as free as my hair - most of which has used its freedom to leave my scalp forever.

Shatner found his wife dead in a pool. I'm assuming that was a hard life experience.

Can I call Heisler a hypocrite now? Because he said nothing about this, but totally accused Community of ripping off Parks and Rec last week in his Vulture recap:
"This is the second time, after Parks and Rec, where an NBC
comedy has done an episode about a character inadvertently becoming a gay icon. Et tu, Whitney?"

Was that the one on the NES that came witht the mini-encyclopedia? If so, that thing helped me with so many school reports.

I was half expecting it to turn into "A Very Special Episode" when Haley returned, crying inconsolably after being gang-raped by hobos.

I just saw 1932's White Zombie with Bela Lugosi the other day and the characters mentioned multiple times that those suckers were undead. I'll grant you that the definition has changed throughout the years - George Romero took the voodoo control out and made them flesh eating and contagious - oh yeah, and awesome.…

Also, how the hell do you calculate the value of Facebook likes?

I Am Legend doesn't have Zombies. 28 Days Later and 28 Days After Next don't have Zombies. Frankenstein monster is not a Zombie. Get your shit together 24/7 Wall St. or you will be occupied … by zombies.

Yes, stop carelessly throwing around hyperbolic words and phrases like "good" and "turns out it's funny." Try to be a little more understated with your emotions, like this dickus guy.

And why are scissors even plural? If the blades were separate, they'd just be bad knives!

Vin Diesel in Iron Giant. OK I don't hate him, but he makes shit movies. Also, I heard he was good in Pitch Black.

Are you being sarcastic? This doesn't make any sense to me.

I had the hardest time convincing my girlfriend to see Galaxy Quest, so strong was her hatred of Tim Allen. She ended up loving it. All the actors in that film are used perfectly. You can't even hate Justin Long in it.