Just so y'all know: both Paranormal Activity 1 & 2 are on Netflix streaming.

I suspected as much. I ask the same question every time a correspondent leaves the daily show, even though the answer is similarly self-evident.

Ah, you're right. Another case of Simpsons did it. It was a rat-pigeon if I remember correctly - though, unfortunately, not mouth-to-anus.

Great episode of a show I'm just now getting into. This one justified my decision to watch it regularly. I'm curious; does anybody know why Winston left Community? Did ABC offer more? Was Dan Harmon too much of a tyrant?

Dieter Laser was the best thing about this movie. Convincing as a creep to the point where I can't imagine he is actually a normal human being outside of the movie. I haven't seen the sequel, but I was disappointed to hear he was replaced as the lead. *SPOILERS* I know they killed his character off in the first movie,…

This "timeline chart" was just an excuse for you to draw a penis. Very mature.

Nice try, A.V. Club. This article was written with the sole purpose of seeing just how many comments it would garner. Unhappy endings? Yeah, not too many classics films have those. I'm sure everyone will agree you mentioned all the good ones.

Haslo's tit? No thank you.

Oh Supes. You're not alone (well not figuratively, I mean). I would settle for a triangle of friends that I can spend a small portion of my time with. Where the hell does one meet people once you're out of school and moved away from home?

Can we use this post in place of VDW's rather spare stray observations. I love that you figured out what the group's rankings were.

They're making up for giving him almost nothing to do last year aside from not knocking up Shirley and being the generally pathetic satellite friend. I'm enjoying him this season, but, like you, I miss teacher Chang. But what can you do? The group weren't all going to become Spanish majors.

After reading that GQ interview, I just feel bad for the guy. He seemed genuinely shocked that people would not realize he was awkwardly joking about being a Nazi. He really doesn't seem to be mentally able to stop whatever stream of thoughts he has from coming out of his mouth.

Neither have I!

I'm glad someone mentioned Chungking Express. That was one of my first thoughts when I tried to remember really emotionally moving falling-in-love stories. Has anyone mentioned City Lights or Roman Holiday yet? I can't watch either of those without getting teary eyed at the end.

Agreed. Silverman doesn't belong in that group. I can see why she's so divisive; it's hard for some people to see past the poop jokes and shock humor, but the Sarah Silverman Program was one of the most underrated comedies ever.

No, the lame firstie was definitely douchier. He said "first recent movie I saw in 3D" not "first of these recent 3D movies."

Close-watcher's post is only funny if you improperly read it as a response to The Archmage of the Aether. Small wizards are totally lazy and responsible for all our socio-economic problems.

Wasn't he in Space Jam?

Hope the musical translates to screen better than The Producers.

What are those, size 15? Ronald McDonald has smaller shoes.