I just eat a glove of garlic to mask the tea breath after I drink a cup. It really works!

"What's that, Chicken Horse?"

Yeah, I suppose not. I can still rub his hair for good luck, right?

Whose nuts are being smashed - the Nintendo execs' or the transgendered child prostitutes?

Yes, I have trolls! I feel special now.

Come on, O'Neal
Is anyone really arguing that she's only attractive because she's funny? That sounds not only implausible but also really dumb. Who would make that argument about anyone? Don Rickles is only attractive because he's funny. Nope, doesn't work.

Remember this?
"The trouble with X-Men Origins: Wolverine starts, but hardly ends, with its title. Origin stories are a necessary burden for superhero movies"

Failed Nth-sies. I wish hackneyed fatal disease mixture on you.

Yeah, "what hath Disney wrought" might be more appropriate. This sentimentality in kids films has been going on for a long time. Remember Dumbo? They turned him into a clown! The humanity! Oh and they also locked up his mother.

Y'all skipped Abin Sur.

I understand you're just being a stickler for the rules, O'Neal, but I don't think this really applies. His comment related to the topic at hand, he just ended with a link to his blog. He's not spamming the board, which is why that rule is there in the first place.

I heard someone was asking where the HFCS apologist was. They're the same shit. Getting excited over a drink that has sugar instead of HFCS is like bragging that your food contains mouse droppings instead of rat droppings. You shouldn't eat too much of either, but in moderation they're fine though, the rodent…

Those commercials just got more insufferable. "If you don't have an iPhone… YOU ARE GODLESS!"

Oh ye of little faith. We're on the AV Club comments section. No TV/Pop culture reference is too obscure for these guys. This is the only place I'd get away with talking about how Charles in Charge needed more Chaz.

Time for a Cenac Attack
I would totally watch him doing a show from Colbert's desk (so long as Colbert comes back the following episode).

Grandma! For the last time, the "urbans" can't see you through the "computer TV."

Great write-up, as always. I never anticipated this becoming one of my favorite shows when it first aired. Community is a show that somehow keeps getting away with raising expectations to un-matchable levels and then exceeding them.

It's confusing, because there were all these "goofs" on the show who had the noses and the ears, but no fur. They had white people hands. And the one's with black fur had to wear white gloves. What was up with that? I don't think there were any female goofs with black fur. Did they shave or wax or were they bred that…

Damn you Violet Crumbles! You made me love a thread started in response to an Andy Dick story. By the way, since we're sort of on the subject, was Goofy white or black? Most of the time he has the black fur, but sometimes he doesn't, and sometimes he pulls the fur back like a shirt.

I like Will Ferrell a lot now, but I remember not liking him on SNL. That cheerleader bit was the worst. I guess the Alex Trebek bit was good. I don't remember much else aside from not liking him. I'd probably feel different about it now since I'm more familiar with his comedy style. That, and my comedy standards for…