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I can't keep up with what awful reality shows we are supposed to like for their awfulness and which ones we are supposed to hate for the same reason. Gillette's deciding factor seems to be whether or not the show has celebrities in it.

Well, they were paranormal scientists or parapsychologists or whatever, so they were already pseudo-scientists.

This could be fun
as long as they don't try to explain the whole thing with some Chariots of the Gods pseudo-science crap. The fact that Indiana Jones didn't repeatedly yell "Bullshit!" throughout the whole ending of Crystal Skull makes him the worst archaeologist in the world.

I was gonna say Yojimbo, but someone beat me to the snark by saying Sanjuro.

When did MC Hammer get the rights to his name back. Last I remember he was still going by "The Hammer."

Maybe he'll be a better father like Harrison Ford in Regarding Henry. Yeah it is bad if you think about it too much. But it's a sitcom, and I guess you're not really supposed to think about it too much. Or maybe it was just done poorly. Examples of funny sitcom brain damage: Phil sporadically yelling "caaaaaahr" in

Wow, so everyone else hated the juggling schtick, huh? Eh. Still made me laugh, so no apologies.

It's cool, he's playing Slimer

Nicely done.

She did turn Sarah Silverman lesbian.

@Craig J. Clark - Evil Dead 2 is a good example of a second movie outdoing the first, but I was more arguing for a 3rd movie that didn't completely suck. You did however remind me of Army of Darkness which was pretty awesome.

@penis: I never realized how much of an anomaly Toy Story 3 was for being as good as it was. Especially since it wasn't even part of a trilogy planned from the get-go like Lord of the Rings. I can't comment on Before Sunset since I haven't seen it (I think I probably should) but was that the third or second entry?

I'm gonna add The Chronicals of Narnia, but yeah the list is just about endless.

I wonder if Condi has seen any of Cho's stand-up about the Bush administration.

And Pierce's moment-killing "So are you two gonna fall in love or something?"

I don't understand the Olivia Munn hate. Which is odd because I think I hate her. I've tried really hard to like her, but I just can't.

Yeah, I wouldn't really call them inventive. It was almost all either splicing, limbs being ripped off or be-headings/ be-torsoings.

OK, Paul Reiser may be bland and derivative, but man, how could anyone watch Perfect Couples and not wish for them all to be horrifically mauled by a pack of wolves?

Pssh, whatever, I was Time's person of the year in 2006.

I dunno
I'm finding it a lot harder to laugh at Drew Carey ever since he got cancer. What? He just lost a lot of weight? Are you sure?