Oh, right, because it's NBCUniversal now. I guess that makes sense. Still, unless people watch prime-time television with their toddlers, I don't see how these ads would be very effective. I suppose I should be thankful they didn't force product placement in the shows or have Liz Lemon defecate jelly beans or…

Wasn't*

Weren't there also some talk that he might have taken over for Alec Baldwin if left the show? Or was that just O'Neil spreading rumors again?

Why would you put pills (or pulls) in your jelly beans? Don't you know those things are Easter Bunny feces?

Has anyone found that easter egg in Community yet?
Why did this movie advertise so hardcore during shows I love? Am I really their target demographic?

To everyone here who is using Superman as an example of a Superhero with a simple origin, I would argue that the origin of his powers and their variety and range are pretty darn convoluted. His powers are inherent to Kryptonians - no, wait it's because of earth's gravity, no, the yellow sun. He's really strong and…

Can't someone be a brilliant musician and a song-stealing asshole at the same time?

Count me in with the people expecting Sim to be on this list. Possibly the rudest, most condescending, contempt-filled subject I've read interviewed here. Tasha Robinson has complete justification to kick him in the nuts if she ever runs into him in the street.

You never how kinda things shake put when you someone eat it!

You're not alone. I also have trouble enjoying pure awesomeness. I'm really looking forward to this remake!

It was probably from dehydration
'Cause, you know, keeping a glass of water on stage is not funny.

The joke, continued:

Not my favorite Pixar film. What the hell kind of bug has four limbs?

Closer
"don't sleep with the ex-husband of the woman your lover dumped you for"

Tom Hanks or Lawrence Fishburne
Who should be more ashamed?

Broken Clicker

Only about 14 seasons too late.

This looks a lot better than the Onion Movie.

Heat Vision and Jack!

He looks mad Russian. The fat girls statue is pretty awesome. He stacks his books on top of other books like me. Why do they look so much neater?