Wow. This is the smartest thing that has been said so far on this page.

Just out of curiosity, Roark, what did you get him?

Yes you can save - each game has something like 4 save files. Unlike the originals, you can also continue when you run out of lives - a feature without which I probably wouldn't have gotten through Lost Levels.

If they updated it, I imagine they would have Mr. Limpet fighting the Taliban or something. That movie was so stupid to begin with. What were his powers? He could speak English to uncomprehending mute fish, wear glasses underwater and make a weird roaring sound?

Oh my God. I think I actually like Armond White for this.

I concur the cat scene was funny as shit. And still oddly creepy. Something about what must have been a cat puppet biting into that woman's ankle was just a pleasure to watch.

I'm fairly certain everyone expected your shenanigans to be called on this movie getting a positive review. You know, since it has no reason to exist and all, being a completely unnecessary remake.

In Back to the Future 2
When elderly Biff steals the delorean and changes the past, how was he able to travel back to the same future to return the delorean to Doc and Marty? Shouldn't he have then traveled to the alternate future that his changes created? This makes 2 almost unwatchable for me!

Waiting for Starz to say "WTF is a gigawatt LOL!"

Yes, the poster for this movie made me laugh almost as hard as the trailer for that chihuahua movie.

@Super Karate Monkey Death Car: I was afraid I'd be labeled the high fructose corn syrup apologist after that comment.

I agree the name is uninspired, but I can totally see why they're doing it. Despite being just about equal to cane sugar chemically, high fructose corn syrup gets a much worse rap because people can't pronounce it's name and it's in everything due to it being cheaper than cane sugar.

Maids played spades and had raids then got laid in the shade with blades and that's how you got CAIDS.

You can legally buy songs and not have all the DRM junk. Amazon is not a bad alternative - certainly preferable to iTunes. Ripping CDs is also legal and probably the best option, since you can set the bitrate and all.

Questions
Did he just put the magical mask on over his glasses? Because if he took off his glasses the view should have been blurry when the mask was going on, right? Or maybe not if he is far-sighted. If his glasses were still on are they now fused to his face along with the mask? If they were off, is he now a…

What?
But Walter may be dead by then. He has the cancer, people!

Ooh ooh!
There should be a reality TV show about people who organize these reality TV conventions and then have a reality TV show about the lives of the people who produce that show. It could go on and on ad infinitum until everyone forgets what the original show even was and all the spin-offs consume all other TV…

But not the first and last to get CAIDS. That's right, I'm calling it CAIDS. It just makes more sense.

The producers would like to know if you would also like Yogi and Boo-Boo to dance to Lady Gaga while anthropomorphic woodland creatures cheer them on.

His outbox had him outfoxed. Now his in-box is in-trouble!