Yo dawg, we heard you like wings, so we put a wing in front of your wing so you can force down your downforce.

Daily fucking reminder:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T WATCH

His supporters still think trickle down economics is brilliant. They’ll cheer on this change. Because of the billionaires just get richer, maybe one day I’ll make some money too! And let’s not forget they’re JOB CREATORS. even though most of them don’t believe in minimum wage period. Maybe jobs will come back but…

To all the liberals who had the audacity to think that Hillary Clinton would have been just as bad as Trump. Fuck you very much.

Counterpoint: no they don’t.

Shut up, Dad

If we can keep him occupied with trivialities, we might make it out of 4 years without too much damage.

We’re so fucked.

Easy, the autopilot cars will follow the actual laws and drive in the proper lane, the slow lane. They will not have to pass each other, just the occasional slow poke. When they have to do that they will briefly use the fast lane, then get back into the slow lane.

I think we can still do without an appendix, as long as there’s a key/legend/bibliography/etc.

Offer car people want. Raise price so nobody wants it. Kill car due to lack of demand. Genius.

I call bullshit. If your brother is 1, he doesn’t have a license yet. I doubt he even knows how to drive or double clutch. I see right through your nonsense.

Since there’s no Torchinsky rec on this one, have you considered a Citroen SM? Not a sedan, you say? But it’s a liftback, which is better. Not a sports car with only 170 HP? Those are 170 Maserati horsepower. Easily 500 once you do the conversions. And the biggest problem with your Ford isn’t its unreliability, or the…

or just drink it right out of the tap on the bag

Replace your bolts with hemis.

keep clear of Bruno Mars then, he might deviate the hell out of your septum.