Since there’s no Torchinsky rec on this one, have you considered a Citroen SM? Not a sedan, you say? But it’s a liftback, which is better. Not a sports car with only 170 HP? Those are 170 Maserati horsepower. Easily 500 once you do the conversions. And the biggest problem with your Ford isn’t its unreliability, or the…

or just drink it right out of the tap on the bag

Replace your bolts with hemis.

keep clear of Bruno Mars then, he might deviate the hell out of your septum.

Karjakin is also a great way to kill time in traffic.

It may not be as pretty, but your mouth won’t care.

Did they fix the wind noise issue? I tried to be a good Jalop and buy one of these for my wife but it sounded like we were in a hurricane driving 60mph. Ended up with a CPO Lexus RX instead. This is the whitest comment I’ve ever typed.

“Intel Will Pump $250 Million Into Self-Driving Car Tech”

Never change Spiegel

How about people just stop fucking the Republicans?

What’s his email? I’ll send him the Time to Fuck one.

fucking with us?

alexa is reading the articles and siri is posting my comments...its as close to group sex as i’m likely to get.

How about the ladies just stop fucking Republicans?

if i’m currently fucking, should i stop or finish?

“Who is your daddy and what does he do?”

Orrrrrrr they could shut their damn mouths about RS models and focus their efforts on building this:

Spoiler alert: it’s not going to get better for them. It’s been downhill for them since the Reagan administration, but they keep voting for the folks that ship their jobs overseas, bankrupt their pensions, pull their social safety nets, etc. Asking for sympathy while shooting yourself in the foot really only…