keep clear of Bruno Mars then, he might deviate the hell out of your septum.

Karjakin is also a great way to kill time in traffic.

It may not be as pretty, but your mouth won’t care.

Did they fix the wind noise issue? I tried to be a good Jalop and buy one of these for my wife but it sounded like we were in a hurricane driving 60mph. Ended up with a CPO Lexus RX instead. This is the whitest comment I’ve ever typed.

“Intel Will Pump $250 Million Into Self-Driving Car Tech”

Never change Spiegel

How about people just stop fucking the Republicans?

What’s his email? I’ll send him the Time to Fuck one.

fucking with us?

alexa is reading the articles and siri is posting my comments...its as close to group sex as i’m likely to get.

How about the ladies just stop fucking Republicans?

if i’m currently fucking, should i stop or finish?

“Who is your daddy and what does he do?”

Orrrrrrr they could shut their damn mouths about RS models and focus their efforts on building this:

This idea that our fellow citizens are innately good people.

Spoiler alert: it’s not going to get better for them. It’s been downhill for them since the Reagan administration, but they keep voting for the folks that ship their jobs overseas, bankrupt their pensions, pull their social safety nets, etc. Asking for sympathy while shooting yourself in the foot really only…

It’s been 10 years since Alpha Dog, and in the time since, Timberlake has tried hard to be a leading man in a variety of genres (In Time was sci-fi, Friends with Benefits was romcom, Runner Runner was an action thriller) to almost total viewer apathy.