One could say he’s shifted into Top Gear.

Harris didn’t need Top Gear... Top Gear needed Harris.

Man, Harris is on a quest of world domination.

Quick, somebody get Doug— sliding doors! The future has sliding doors!

I guess I’m glad I got the V8. Hope to take it to a sidewalk Track soon. ;)

Read the story? Hell I’d watch that movie. We’ve got the beginnings of a budding romantic comedy here! I can see it now....

I would read that story.

If anyone’s ever ridden dinky on the back of a buddy’s Grom, please recount the experience in the comments.

“Well, you can’t just lock up all of them. It would be too obvious.” - Ferguson Police Department

I bet every time they bring out the contract, Von sneaks around and pokes it out of their hands.

It is the emoji people use to signify a phallus.

Guys, come on. How many TG stories is this now in the last 24 hours, eight? Nine?

Well, yeah.

I feel like these are best at 3 AM when you can ride your car pantless and there is nobody on the road.

This is tricky, because too cold can be as unpleasant as too warm. But for the most part, I think an adjustable vent in the crotchular region would be universally loved.

*Boop*

Come on, there’s not a single bit of innocent bystander smeared across the hood…

And just think, once Amazon gets it drone delivery system up and running in earnest, you can literally shoot down free shit from the air.

“Hold my beer. Squatch this.”

Like most of us, you live at least 300 miles away from Heaven.