Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

No one ever told them life was going to be this way

I guess you could say they are not “friends” amirite

They probably gave him the rate on the condition that he’d have pants on the next time he walked into a PenFed branch.

Bet you're fun at parties.

I’ve got nothing for this.

Gay divorces just feel more sad for some reason.

HEY GUYS I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

Fuel goes in, vroom comes out. You can’t explain that.

I myself was hoping to start an aftermarket vinyl face sticker business for Model 3 customers... you know, to fund my Model S. >:)

OUTCOME THREE: Write a letter to a well- semi- sometimes-respected blogger. Outline your concerns. Elicit sympathy. Get him to paint your tragic picture with his word-brush. Let him share it with his focused audience. Step one is complete.

You know, maybe the DOT needs to back the fuck off the laser beam headlights and let this stuff happen. Until we allow advancement of technology to touch our headlights, we have hit a brick wall. Of darkness.

The Lakers rookies keep getting better at hiding things.

The car (with billionaire doors, by the way) is an insane feat of engineering,...

No, baby. Right on time.

And I can barely get 4G on my stupid phone.