I just hope he shows up in character as "Diamond Joe" Biden, as depicted in The Onion.

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What you say holds true for after the Olympics, but during? First is to get through this event without a terrorist attack or other major embarrassment (besides all the minor embarrassments so far). Then, yes, I agree that Russia would want to attract tourists to this area. But, for the next couple of weeks, keep…

I doubt that the Russians even want many foreign tourists to show up. I was in China for the Beijing Olympics, and it was clear through their difficult visa policies that they really didn't want foreigners at the events. They are hard to control, and more foreigners = more opportunities for protests. (Not to…

Good to know he's a strong supporter of the U.S. Constitution. I just wish I knew his stance on the USS Constitution.

I felt exactly the same way. Love the term Pixie Dude-Bro.

I was saying BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-urns

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It's the only way I can get the new episodes of Breaking Bad in a timely basis, since I'm outside the US.  It is a pain to have to pay twice for the same season, though.

I don't know why I even bother clicking on the videos linked from AV Club.  They are almost always removed.  YouTube is the worst.  Only slightly better than Bing Maps, which is about the worst thing on the internet.

Great call on "Wicked Little Critta", forgot about that gem.

I still think of it as British Honduras.

I don't think people do this in the US, but here in China there is this trend where girls wear glasses frames WITHOUT glass in them.  It fills me with rage.  Why are you doing this?  Making fun of people with glasses?  Trying to look smart?  You just look like an idiot.

No, no.  There are four kinds of business: tourism, food service, railroads, and sales….And hospitals/manufacturing. And air travel.

Captain Dada, that is an excellent way of describing what is basically every day of my life in China, no matter what I eat.

KFC sausage, egg, and cheese sandwich.  Having a 24-hour KFC right next to my apartment is both the best thing, and yet also the worst thing.  I know coming home after a few beers, there's no way I can't pass by without getting a spicy chicken sandwich.

In addition to the press materials, CC, IMDB, etc., you're also getting an "ArkanSAs" in between the Pennsylvania and Kentucky.

DJ Roomba?

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