Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Hey, nowhere there does it instruct you to be black. No idea where Bennett got the idea he could do that.

What is more respectful of America than exercising your civil rights in support of others’ civil rights? That’s the most American thing I’ve ever heard of.
Maybe your America isn’t the same as mine?

Because they aren’t using the legal definition of defamation, which requires false and malicious statements, they’re using the police definition, which is “he dared to question us in any way.”

Sure. You don’t like something, you point out its flaws and fix it and make it better. That’s real patriotism. Getting your hands dirty and airing out the dirty laundry. Sitting back with blinders on and blindly believing the USA is “the greatest country on Earth” is not patriotism.

I’m not sure when the military and police decided they had exclusive claim to the American Flag and the National Anthem, but it’s long past time we put them in their place. Kneeling during the Anthem is not disrespecting military service. The Anthem represents our country, not the military. Our flag does not represent…

Yeah, it’s totally suspicious when you respond to a call about gunshots and find people running away and ducking behind cover.

I love (which is to say, I don’t love) that Mr. Grammas’s logic is basically “because the officers were minorities themselves, there’s no way they could have participated in a racist act.” It (conveniently) ignores the bigger issue at play: the police is a racist institution. It’s structural, not individual, and…

So wait...you’re telling me Michael Bennett had the audacity to run away and hide when he thought there was an active shooter in the area? If only he had followed the standard law enforcement advice on what to do if there’s an active shooter.

Setting aside everything else - if they believe that what he said was defamatory, why are they asking Goodell’s dumb ass to settle things for them instead of the actual legal system?

I think it is very amusing that a police department union (A FUCKING POLICE DEPARTMENT) is asking the NFL to investigate something.

Hiding in the slots and bolting at the wrong time in a way that catches the eyes of officials is what Michael Bennett does for a living.

Jesus Christ. What percentage of Americans do you think would have sexual intercourse with an American flag if it were physically possible? 65%?

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: police union spokesmen are the worst people in America.

As opposed to what he would give to his kids, Jay decided to give football one last shot.

I ejaculate a whole lot

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

Would the name of a quarterback who is simultaneously underqualified and overqualified for every NFL team be “Schrodinger’s Kaep”?

“Not sure this is the way to go about that” is the kindest thing you could possibly say about anything Trump says.

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.