Probably showing my age but the Dodge Diplomat stacked headlights were recognizable from a mile away.

This is the correct answer.

Don’t forget afford. I would love one but know well enough I couldn’t afford it. Even if I could sense would probably smack me and I would buy a Connect Wagon.

Ahem, let me put this as calmly as I possibly can coming off of yesterday’s fights with idiots on the post you linked to....

Bingo.

my maserati does 185.

Holy Hell I would just drive straight off rather than have to live through pissing then shitting my pants then stress vomiting all over myself before having a heart attack.

Or the person who has that problem but is in a place (say, the middle of the Queens / Midtown tunnel) where they cannot pull over and pukes / poops themselves while driving. Yes, this is a thing that happens.

I’m a salesmen. I can not make a decision to reduce the price of a car, I also don’t know what profit margin any car has until after the deal is done. So you’d be walking away all proud of your self because you sure showed me but I’d be sitting there going “What a tool”.

I’d stop the timer and show you the door. I refuse to deal with disrespectful customers.

Playing the percentages, I'd say I was 25% sleazy, 75% good guy. But ya, telling people you used to sell used cars, it's a pretty universal reaction.

There’s one rule you need to follow to be happy with your car purchase.

Smart sales guy, you’re trained to use your tools to find out the answers. I’m a sales guy that has been with Ford for nearly 6 years, and I don’t know every option on every vehicle on the lot, so I use the sticker to verify options and features. You have to remember, you’re looking through one or two model lines, and…

I sold computers at Fry’s years ago. One of my coworkers was such a computer geek that he spent too much time geeking out on the hardware specs and not closing the deal.

I sell Chevrolet and I can tell you anything about any car on our lot. In most cases the service techs will come ask me questions about technology (bluetooth, navigation, radio)on the cars.

Here’s an idea: build up some voting blocs in state legislatures. Get a couple congresspersons elected. Build an actual party.

I’m okay with someone truthfully pointing out that the Green Party has no business fielding a Presidential candidate.

If you actually cared about creating a viable third party, you’d be busy focusing on local and state elections to build a base so that you could have candidate with a statistically significant chance of victory.

Never could get the hang of Thursdays.

Here, have some stars