When I sold cars the hours were 8:30AM-9:00PM six days a week. (State law said no Sundays.) I can’t count the number of 5-til-9 ups I’ve caught. My job was to sell cars. The cars were on the lot. As the ex-wife always said, “No one comes to the house to by a car.” I understand customers have other obligations and…

If you belive the advertising hype, cars tend to be on a closed course, accompanied by professionial drivers. And you should not attempt.

Ah Memories;

He said trade.

I am currently in the middle of working on a photographic documentry series of children afflicted with Shutterstock. If you are near the Mid-Atlantic region I would love to discuss with you the possiblity of adding a portrait of your child to my body of work.

Hitler was an atheist.

I lived in Denver until 2012, while I was there, one particular dumbass was suing every club in town that offered a ladies night. “I wanna drink free too. Argle bargle discrimination, Yada-yada sexism. Us poor put upon men Durr-Dur.” At one point he was even suing the free newspaper in town that advertised said ladies…

Every off-road minivan looks awesome.

I would DD this car for three years, while finalizing my plans for it. Then one day it dissapears into my garage with my friends and neighbors wondering “Dude. Where’s the Lincoln?” And in a few months........BAM! Open topped post-apocolypse ride. With two live axles, a Powerstroke diesel swap, 32in BFG tires, steel…

I am always amused when a Whole Foods article comes up and the comment section goes pie-eyed, batshit crazy with where is the best place to get produce watered with virgin’s tears and cheese made from livestock who have a better health plan than I do.

How do I say this without sounding like a sexist asshole;

“Chop Shop” in this case can also refer to people who cut up scrap cars that they own for parts. Otherwise known as “Auto Salvage” Auto Parts Recyclers” or “Scrapyards.”

This needs to be bought by a second-string resort in a beach town. A resort that doesn’t offer all amenities on site. It would be great for a customer shuttle.

I worked in a dealership where a lot tech had found an eight-ball sized baggie of some white powder in the service department shop-vac at the end of the day.

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If you have to ask, you wouldn’t understand.

But we can all dream for a Coen Brothers treatment. With Frances McDormand as the drug kingpin. Brad Garett as the chief detective. Edie Falco as the bride/cop

I never hit on one of those chat boxes before. (Too poor, why waste someone’s time.) But, Goddamn! That is the exact phone script that was drilled into my head from Day One. The idea is not to sell the car over the phone, just get as much contact info as possible and convince them to come in.

You could use that hatch lid to practice carrier landings. I’m actually impressed that someone took the time/money to keep the gas struts functional. Most SAAB from that era usually came with a broomstick after a couple of years.

Most weeks I am searching the couch cushions for enough change to manage a trip to the Sav-o-Lot.