Some times when we'd sift through the evidence we gathered in homes that we cleared in Iraq we'd find execution videos. We operated in an area that had been controlled by a very violent group that liked to take people out and kill them in front of the rest of the town to teach a lesson I suppose. Not recommended…

Oh... I guess your joke just kind of sucked. Can't think of the last Quim that I've met. Guess I need to get out more.

Sounds like someone's going to be paying full price.

Having witnessed such an act, I can say it really doesn't take that long... And if you really want to step up, unarmed and surprised, while a crazy guy is cutting a woman's head off, well you have bigger balls than most.

Plenty of people name their child Jesus. Haven't spent much time around a hispanic population have you?

Shhh, don't tell anyone!

build it and they will come.

Today on "You're Not Very Smart But Check This Shit Out TV"...

DARRRRWWIIIIN!

Arsenic is natural. ;)

Yeah... if you've gotten yourself in to a situation where an investigation team is spending that kind of time and resources to find your whereabouts, Apple is the least of your worries.

I think "unfortunate" should be saved to describe people who don't forcibly place themselves in a position for something like this to happen.

It looks like he's just using a shorthand text to write reminders for himself. Maybe someone should tell him what twitters actually for; self-aggrandizing and...

You using a HDD or SSD?

Buy white iPhone.

Crowd totem... so your friends who are whacked out on drugs can find you in among the 50k other people whacked out on drugs.

I slept through this show... or tried to anyway. His flow is so boring.

nerdist :)

So we can assume this dude is kind of dense and very lucky.

Anyone else a little puzzled as to why he put this, at the time, seemingly worthless hunk of dirt in storage in his basement?