@Godsbigjoke: Dolla dolla bills ya'll! Console's where the big money is.

If someone came at me with that thing I'd run away just on principle.

@brianbeatdown: Update will be in late March early April most likely but there's still debate on whether they'll use the new chipset.

@DeputyRob: If you haven't noticed a problem by now I'd say you're probably in the clear.

@coding_hero: Don't worry they yelled, "no homo!" right before they jumped on.

Why the fuck am I working when I could be doing this instead?

@snownpaint1: Only if you're a part of the Nielsen. Otherwise you're just smart.

The Easter Bunny and Period Fairy aren't real either kids. Sorry.

@etchasketchist: Jock Hate: what happens when jock itch is left untreated.

@AcidSnake: Hurray for california :(

@aradin24: Lucky for Kotaku, Mr. NitPick is on the case.

Tired of never having anyone to talk to when you're out clubbin'? Well prepare to remain tired.

@saltboy: Modified HK UMP40 :)

Hold on Serge, I'm blowing up.

Whenever a video is taken sideways like that... I turn in to a macaw.

@Capall: Those look like Mexican troops. If I'm not mistaken they're armed with HK G3 assault rifles which is one of the rifles the Mexican army employs.

Meh.

@Maximegalon: I think that's a fair question. I'd definitely like to know what red flags his account posted before they took action.

+1 for using Nick Drake for the audio :)

Some people seem to have a hard time separating language from intent. No rape isn't funny, hate speech isn't funny. Killing isn't funny either. But we do all the time in video games. The word rape is used as a euphemism. It doesn't mean you wish the actual act of rape on someone.