Life is scary. We need more labels.

And that was the day that productivity of people between the ages of 25-40 died.

Get what you pay for.

@Runed: Won't someone please think?!

@Andy French: Because kotaku is a part of the gawker media group.

@7yrs: It's not even as strong.

Guys we can't let this game get released. Think of how the terrorists will use to it train.

@GenMan: I was a medic in Iraq and I fucking wish I could have just thrown green pouches at my buddies when they were shot. That would have been way easier than having to suction blood out of their airways!

@25toLife: I just read The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.

@GenMan: I can't wait for Modern Journalism 2: Facts? Who Needs Em!

By the way I wrote that first blurb before I watched the video... that is such irresponsible journalism it's fucking disgusting.

Seriously if terrorists want to use these games to train, by all means go for it. If they think they'll survive for 2 seconds on a real battlefield using the tactics that people use on COD... it'll make our job a lot easier.

I just heard this song for the first time in months and I was thinking how awful her tone is when she sings. I think I like the cat better.

@FlawedHero: It was my understanding that the funkier tomatoes were the ones that were selected for the canned and pureed foods because they couldn't be sold at super markets.

@Dreamwriter: Have you ever enjoyed good customer support from any phone company?

@PigMonger: Must. Hate. Stuff.

@ILikeKubrick: Short answer: awful.

If you trust the contents of a Belly Crocker (owned by General Mills, a company that made almost 15 billion dollars last year) muffin to be full of wholesome goodness, then you sir, are a fool.

@SocialParadox: Most of us aren't smart enough to understand 5% of the technology that goes in to making this break through possible.

@Br1zon: M2s were fitted on bombers during WWII for the exact purpose of being anti-aircraft guns. I'd say they soundly qualify ;)