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What an amazing woman. I’m crushing hard right now. I hope she has a full recovery and is honoured as the hero she is.

Like hating gays before you kid becomes one.

You’ve never had to work with someone able to do his (usually quite simple job) but has idiotic, annoying habits (like calling all tonics “coke”) or lacks common knowledge (like what a potato is).

Have you ever seen a grimmer batch of faces in your life? They look like they’re going to spend five hours at a college graduation ceremony where they don’t even know any of the matriculators. Hee hee hee.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

& Knuckles

In before the homophobes come in complaining about why this is such a big deal or the gay agenda or being PC is being shoved down on throats etc....

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

Well Republicans are allowed to assemble, so I guess so.

omg that’s epic. I want one. Though the orange text means it’s a legendary, not epic........ hur hur

This is the newly Great America, where white folks can do (assault reporters) and say (tell a 13 year old you think she’s destined to be homeless) yet a black woman is arrested by the police for not apologizing to a white man (Miss Black Texas).

I saw this the other day when playing and laughed my ass off. She’s just one step away from president Scroob’ing it.

Somebody on the Splatoon team at Nintendo must have finally gotten the word out that patch notes are actually pretty nice.

Yup, I was just listening, He delivered the most generic accolades to the work of the Coast Guard and then swiftly pivoted into a “woe is me” speech. And it went on and on. It was pretty fucking disgusting. He made their graduation about himself and his self-induced problems.

So he tried to take a hearing on Russia and turn it into “evil Muslims.” Fuck you, Ted Cruz, this is why no one likes you.

Isn’t that the whole point of democracy, if your boss is acting like a tool?

I really like how their ink-splatter pattern applies to existing carts. Gives them a very fresh look.

I really hate to defend that suit and shoes combo, but the colors are fine.