Man, I’d love to poop on that Jeep.

I can say poop whenever I want to.

Would bang.

Man, I want to fill that entire car with my poop.

I heard she got fired from he last porn movie.

Poop.

Good. You deserve it. That’s a shitty car, and you’re mother is a crack whore.

I cornholed a chick and she shat out a lunch plate full of enchiladas, beans, and chips and queso. All over my new Passat’s back seat.

Virgil Exner was the man. This guy, not so much.

Shut up, ya asshole.

Dude... back in the ‘90s, my friends and I used to get drunk and pee inside those things all the time. ALL THE TIME!

Whoomp, there it is !

Only an asshole would buy a Corvair.

Total piece of shit car.

So like ten bucks American?

I want to poo on this car.

Total fagmobile.

Man, I just took a huge dump in my neighbor’s sunroof.

I wish I had a horse cock.

Do the same thing around Kevin Spacey if you’re a teenage boy.